If I Were a Lich, Man: Softcover Book: Visigoths vs Mall Goths (No Amazon Sales)
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If I Were a Lich, Man: Softcover Book: Visigoths vs Mall Goths (No Amazon Sales)

Product Code: HPPINDB002

Lucian Kahn's Visigoths vs. Mall Goths is a tabletop roleplaying game and dating sim about the conflicts and romances among the warriors who sacked ancient Rome and 20th century spooky teens, set in a suburban Los Angeles shopping mall during 1996. There are a lot of bisexuals.

Imagine a surreal combo of The Craft, Empire Records, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Clueless.

• Funded on kickstarter in 24 hours!
• Easy to learn and video chat friendly.
• Detailed mall setting: 2 maps, 17 stores, and 24 NPC clerks.
• For 4-6 character players and 1 facilitator player ("The Mallrat").
• Rated PG-13
• Strange sense of humor required!